February 2012
mother: get off the computer
me: *makes chewbacca noise*
stayintonight:
“a Letter” by La Dispute
I know...
Cats: YOL9
if i cant love you as a lover i will love you as a...
Anonymous asked: hi, you're gorgeous. <3
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It honestly makes me so happy that my boyfriend...
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
for halloween i’m gonna be an ugly teenager who sits on their computer and blogs all day oh wait
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
When people put quotes that have nothing to do...
